Chicago’s own CM Punk demonstrates the difference between literally and figuratively.


joakim noah gets emotional about the chicago snow returning

That’s the place where all the shittiness happens,” said the child’s father, Lee Tendering, adding that the Cubs have been fucking up at Wrigley Field for almost 100 years. “Your grandpa used to take me here to watch the Cubs suck when I was a boy, and hopefully someday you’ll bring your son here to watch the Cubs suck.
Rogers Park, as the neighborhood is known, is the attic of Chicago, where the city stores people it can’t use, but can’t get rid of, either. The main drag, Sheridan Road, is lined with adult care facilities whose residents sit outside on bus benches, smoking cigarette butts and cuddling headless dolls. Author Neal Pollack, who lived here in the late 1990s, called the locals “the sediment left over after you put the city of Chicago through a sifter.” There’s a hippie restaurant that has remained open for 38 years, even though everyone agrees that the food is terrible, the service is terrible, the kitchen is filthy, and the owner has no business sense whatsoever. There used to be a bar called The Ho, but it was condemned after the floor collapsed. When the Leather Archives and Museum outgrew its original location, in a more expensive neighborhood, the repository of S&M history found a new home in an abandoned Rogers Park synagogue. If you want to make a career out of being weird, this is the place. In Rogers Park, only the weird survive.

Chicago’s whitefish shortage has the potential to ruin Passover. Aimee Levitt reports on the gefilte fish crisis.
On the train leaving Chicago, currently middle of the fifth at the time of posting.


"Are you mad?
"I’m not mad at all, sweetie."
"I’m sorry I threw up."
"Don’t worry. We’ll get you to bed and get you all better."
"I’m sorry, Daddy."
[Cubs tickets for tonight’s game in his hand.] “Nothing to worry about at all.”


A Crain’s editor brought in Malort cupcakes today, using a Chicagoist recipe. They were unexpectedly delicious.

They essentially wiped away one of the murders in the city, which is crazy,” says a police insider. “But that’s the kind of shit that’s going on.

Tuition fees at the Art Institute, 1909, Chicago.

For comparison, annual tuition and fees for 2013-14 were $40,590.


Tuition fees at the Art Institute, 1909, Chicago.

For comparison, annual tuition and fees for 2013-14 were $40,590.